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Star Trek: Voyager: Juggernaut

"Somebody set up us the bomb." "All your waste are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time..."
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:23 AM on January 29, 2018 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The Fight

It's the eye of Chakotay/ It's the thrill of the fight/ Rising up to the chaos of our rival/ And the neuroatypical/ Maquis Mauler guy/ Will get us through this mess with the eye... of Chakotay!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:26 AM on January 22, 2018 (14 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The Disease

Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care/ When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear/ You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight/ Fever - from an alien virus, fever through the cosmic night.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:21 AM on January 15, 2018 (10 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss

"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?"
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:29 AM on January 8, 2018 (17 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica!

The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?"
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 1:16 PM on January 1, 2018 (9 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint

Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:27 AM on December 24, 2017 (6 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human

And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:31 AM on December 18, 2017 (33 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless

Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:24 AM on December 11, 2017 (21 comments)

Movie: Last Flag Flying

Thirty years after they served together in Vietnam, a former Navy Corpsman Larry "Doc" Shepherd re-unites with his old buddies, former Marines Sal Nealon and Reverend Richard Mueller, to bury his son, a young Marine killed in the Iraq War.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 2:36 PM on December 10, 2017 (2 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh

So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:53 AM on December 4, 2017 (16 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Drone

Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:15 AM on November 27, 2017 (19 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear

@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:31 AM on November 20, 2017 (8 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Demon

Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.)
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:49 AM on November 13, 2017 (9 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable

Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:12 AM on November 6, 2017 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis

Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday...
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:09 AM on October 30, 2017 (11 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect

This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:27 AM on October 23, 2017 (15 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters

It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home...
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:53 AM on October 16, 2017 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments

In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:58 AM on October 9, 2017 (9 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight

Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:40 AM on October 2, 2017 (6 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II

Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:34 AM on September 25, 2017 (20 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method

I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/ Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:29 AM on September 18, 2017 (11 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion

"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson)
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:06 AM on September 11, 2017 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor

First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:27 AM on September 4, 2017 (23 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II

"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 9:03 AM on August 28, 2017 (11 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario

Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 9:48 PM on August 21, 2017 (13 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin

A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:16 AM on August 14, 2017 (16 comments)

Movie: The Dark Tower

The Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, roams an Old West-like landscape where "the world has moved on" in pursuit of the man in black. Also searching for the fabled Dark Tower, in the hopes that reaching it will preserve his dying world.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:31 AM on August 8, 2017 (21 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After

Out, out, brief candle!/ Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/ And then is heard no more. / Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/ Then all bets are off.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:15 AM on August 7, 2017 (15 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son

Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion...
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:43 AM on August 3, 2017 (19 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Rise

Asteroids are out of control/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Out of contact with the ship/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Secret traitor aboard the lift/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Intuition vs. logic fight/ Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/ Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/ Try to stop it; it's no use!/
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:40 AM on July 31, 2017 (8 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Coda

Go into the light... go into the liiiiiiiiight, Kathryn... yes, into the light... that light... the one that's right in front of you... gotta get into that light... go ahead... time's a-wastin', I got stuff to do... any day now... damnit, will you just go into the freakin' light already?!?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:16 AM on July 17, 2017 (15 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Trade

When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:19 AM on July 10, 2017 (11 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey

When Q comes marching home again/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ Janeway will tear her hair out then/ Hurrah! Hurrah!/ The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/ The continuum will be out of control/ The captain saw right through ye/ Q, we hardly knew ye!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:24 AM on July 3, 2017 (10 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II

Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:23 AM on June 26, 2017 (16 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground

First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party!
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:41 AM on June 19, 2017 (13 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: False Profits

Near a wormhole that connects to a distant part of the galaxy, Ferengi are scheming to... wait, which show is this, again?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:15 AM on June 12, 2017 (17 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The Chute

The episode that launched a thousand Tom/Harry 'ships.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:30 AM on June 5, 2017 (5 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part II

It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 9:02 AM on May 29, 2017 (20 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions

"I closed my eyes and sank deeper into the steamy bath, feeling my troubles and worries slip away. I was no longer a starship captain, really, no longer even a scientist after the oddly-precise storm destroyed all my technical equipment but left everything else untouched; now, I was just a woman. 'Everything OK, Kathryn?' I smiled, thinking of the man who was once my second-in-command, but now... now, just a man. A very considerate, thoughtful, available man. 'Better than OK, Com- I mean, Chakotay. Makes me wish that I'd gotten the incurable yet peculiarly asymptomatic space plague earlier. Say, you didn't happen to find a loofah out there, did you?'" -- from Passion's Pesilent Planet, Jane Katrina (pseud.)
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:21 AM on May 22, 2017 (24 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The Thaw

Can't sleep, clowns will eat metrap me in stasis
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:20 AM on May 15, 2017 (14 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock

Have you ever just had a really, really crappy day, and wished that you could step into the version of the day where everything went OK? Would it make a difference if there was a chance that you might get your organs stolen?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:01 AM on May 8, 2017 (36 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Lifesigns

Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:42 AM on May 1, 2017 (16 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Dreadnought

The Guerrilla Starship Engineer's Handbook, Chapter XLVII: How To Deal With a Smart Bomb That's Outsmarted You, by B'Elanna Torres
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:28 AM on April 24, 2017 (7 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Threshold

Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, heroes on the Threshold! (Amphibian power!)
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 6:26 AM on April 17, 2017 (33 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Resistance

“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 8:47 AM on April 6, 2017 (16 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Maneuvers

They're bringin' Seska back (yeah)/ Them other Kazon don't know how to act (yeah)/ I think it's special, what's behind Chakotay's back (yeah)/ So turn around and Janeway will pick up the slack (yeah)
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:44 AM on April 3, 2017 (15 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Tattoo

I'm not saying that it was aliens... but it was aliens.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:33 AM on March 27, 2017 (23 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Parturition

AKA The Spaghetti Incident.
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:16 AM on March 20, 2017 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Non Sequitur

Life is apparently pretty good for a talented young Starfleet officer fresh out of the Academy: nice San Francisco apartment (small, but with a hell of a view), beautiful fiancée, promising budding career as a propulsion engineer with the Starfleet Engineering Corps, even a local barista who knows his favorite drink order by heart. Sure, he didn't get that shipboard assignment that he wanted, but given Voyager's disappearance in the Badlands with all hands missing, even that's for the best. So... what's the matter with Harry?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:22 AM on March 13, 2017 (12 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: Projections

Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there?
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 10:05 AM on March 6, 2017 (11 comments)

Star Trek: Voyager: The 37's

According to Wikipedia, the Milky Way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years in diameter, and an average 1000 light years thick. Doing the math, that puts the Delta Quadrant (¼ of the Milky Way) at a volume of a bit under 2 trillion cubic light years. And, in that staggering volume, Voyager, which is 343 meters in length, comes across a truck (truck-sized), specifically a 1936 Ford pickup. Which can still start on the first try. And that's not the least likely thing that they'll find that day...
posted to FanFare by Halloween Jack at 7:38 AM on February 27, 2017 (17 comments)

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