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Star Trek: Voyager: Juggernaut
"Somebody set up us the bomb." "All your waste are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time..."
Star Trek: Voyager: The Fight
It's the eye of Chakotay/ It's the thrill of the fight/ Rising up to the chaos of our rival/ And the neuroatypical/ Maquis Mauler guy/ Will get us through this mess with the eye... of Chakotay!
Star Trek: Voyager: The Disease
Never know how much I love you, never know how much I care/ When you put your arms around me, I get a fever that's so hard to bear/ You give me fever - when you kiss me, fever when you hold me tight/ Fever - from an alien virus, fever through the cosmic night.
Star Trek: Voyager: Bliss
"From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake--" [turns over index cards, frowns] "--wait, this one is marked 'TWOK" and this other one says 'First Contact'--how many times have these been used?"
Star Trek: Voyager: Bride of Chaotica!
The Adventures of Captain Proton, Chapter 18: "Bride of Chaotica" The evil Dr. Chaotica kidnaps Constance Goodheart and plans to sacrifice her to Arachnia, Queen of the Spider People. Captain Proton travels millions of miles to Planet X, where he will invade the Fortress of Doom. Chaotica fires his fiendish death ray--certain death for Proton, as his rocket ship bursts into flames. "We didn't burst into flames in the last chapter. Why are these recaps always so inaccurate?"
Star Trek: Voyager: Counterpoint
Thoughtcrime doubleplusungood!
Star Trek: Voyager: Nothing Human
And what did you do during the war, Doctor's new holo-colleague?
Star Trek: Voyager: Timeless
Things that I would tell the younger me: 1) Winning lottery numbers; 2) [redacted]; 3) If you never ask her out, you'll always wonder; 4) Don't crash the starship.
Movie: Last Flag Flying
Thirty years after they served together in Vietnam, a former Navy Corpsman Larry "Doc" Shepherd re-unites with his old buddies, former Marines Sal Nealon and Reverend Richard Mueller, to bury his son, a young Marine killed in the Iraq War.
Star Trek: Voyager: In the Flesh
So ya/ Thought ya/ Might like to catch up on the show/ To feel the warm thrill of confusion/ That Academy cadet glow/ Tell me is something eluding you, Starfleet?/ Is Boothby not what you expected to see?/ If you want to find out what's behind these odd eyes/ You'll just have to scan your way through this disguise!
Star Trek: Voyager: Drone
Hey! You got Borg nanoprobes in my 29th-century tech! You got 29th-century tech in my Borg nanoprobes! Hmmm... two great techs that tech great together!
Star Trek: Voyager: Hope and Fear
@janewayornoway hey looks like were going home early SF sent us a new ship looks sharp and is hella fast im sure it isnt some sort of trick #loljk #AsIf #WasntBornYesterday #LucyCharlieBrownAndTheFootball
Star Trek: Voyager: Demon
Voyager is about to run out of gas, and locates a planet with a fuel supply, but it's an incredibly hostile environment. However, Harry Kim has a plan that may get them the deuterium that they need. Will his plan succeed, and if so, will he finally get that long-overdue promotion? (Ha! As if. But, seriously though.)
Star Trek: Voyager: Unforgettable
Unforgettable/That's what you are/Unforgettable/Uh... wish on a star?/Da da da da da/That's inedible/Something something something unforgettable/Thinks that I am unforgettable too!
Star Trek: Voyager: Vis à Vis
Sometimes a guy just wants to kick back and work on his imaginary bitchin' Camaro without being hassled, but Tom Paris is about to have a freaky Friday...
Star Trek: Voyager: Retrospect
This week on Star Trek: Afterschool Special: false memory syndrome--threat or menace?
Star Trek: Voyager: Hunters
It’s mail call at the 4077thon Voyager, and RadarNeelix is the most popular man in campon the ship, fighting off hordes of personnel looking for their letters from home...
Star Trek: Voyager: Waking Moments
In dreams, I walk with you/In dreams, I talk to you--wait, have we met before?
Star Trek: Voyager: Concerning Flight
Well, you don't know what we can find/Why don't you come with me Janeway/On an ornithopter ride/You don't know what we can see/Why don't you 'splain your tech to me/Holoemitter will set us free
Star Trek: Voyager: Year of Hell, Part II
Goodbye my love/Maybe for forever/Goodbye my love/The tide waits for me/Who knows when we shall meet again/If ever/But time/Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)/To the sea/To the sea/Till it's gone forever/Gone forever/Gone forevermore
Star Trek: Voyager: Scientific Method
I always feel like somebody's watching me/And I have no privacy/
Whoa, I always feel like somebody's watching me/Who's playing tricks on me?
Star Trek: Voyager: Revulsion
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?" (per Terry Bisson)
Star Trek: Voyager: Day of Honor
First, you must eat from the heart of a sanctified targ. Next, you will drink mot'loch from the Grail of Kahless. Then, we wlll sing of your glory earned during the annual cookie sale--oh, crap [drops index cards, grabs phone] Honey? It's me, are you with the Girl Scout troop? Hey, I think we got our index cards mixed up--honey, what's that noise? Are they--oh, no. Honey? Hello? Hello?
Star Trek: Voyager: Scorpion, Part II
"I speak for the Borg." -- Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One.
Star Trek: Voyager: Worst Case Scenario
Even with the improvements in the current version of the game, sometimes it's fun to fire up Voyager 1.0 and give it a whirl, just for a little nostalgia for when things were new and rough around the edges... just watch out for that one end boss that was surprisingly tough to beat.
Star Trek: Voyager: Distant Origin
A reptilian species makes contact with humanity; although they seem friendly at first, these aliens, with technology far in advance of our own, known as V, have intentions that--wait [scans through index cards quickly, throws them down, picks up another pile]--never mind; here we go. Initially set in 60,000,003 BC in Pangaea, the show centers on the Sinclair family: Earl Sinclair (the father), Fran Sinclair (née Phillips - the mother and Earl's wife), their--damnit. [throws index cards in the air] Dinosaurs. Talkin' dinosaurs, that's what we got here.
Movie: The Dark Tower
The Gunslinger, Roland Deschain, roams an Old West-like landscape where "the world has moved on" in pursuit of the man in black. Also searching for the fabled Dark Tower, in the hopes that reaching it will preserve his dying world.
Star Trek: Voyager: Before and After
Out, out, brief candle!/
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player/
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage/
And then is heard no more. /
Unless the Doctor tries to alter the Ocampan lifespan with a thingymabob;/
Then all bets are off.
Star Trek: Voyager: Favorite Son
Is Harry Kim truly the Alien Boy who Lived, the Extraterrestrial Prince that was Promised? But how could it be? If only there were something that would cause him to push back more against this preposterous premise, something that would tie him closer to Voyager, like, say, I dunno, just one lousy promotion...
Star Trek: Voyager: Rise
Asteroids are out of control/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Out of contact with the ship/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Secret traitor aboard the lift/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Intuition vs. logic fight/
Rise above! We're gonna rise above!/
Neelix is tired of Tuvok's abuse/
Try to stop it; it's no use!/
Star Trek: Voyager: Coda
Go into the light... go into the liiiiiiiiight, Kathryn... yes, into the light... that light... the one that's right in front of you... gotta get into that light... go ahead... time's a-wastin', I got stuff to do... any day now... damnit, will you just go into the freakin' light already?!?
Star Trek: Voyager: Fair Trade
When an alien whose primary role on the ship was to be their local guide is on the verge of boldly going where this particular Talaxian hasn't gone before, what's he to do? Suggestion: this would not be a good time to break bad.
Star Trek: Voyager: The Q and the Grey
When Q comes marching home again/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
Janeway will tear her hair out then/
Hurrah! Hurrah!/
The ship will be rocked and the drums will roll/
The continuum will be out of control/
The captain saw right through ye/
Q, we hardly knew ye!
Star Trek: Voyager: Future's End, Part II
Maybe the Doctor should start calling himself Dr. Seuss, because he's on the loose!
Star Trek: Voyager: Sacred Ground
First, one must contemplate the Rock of Requirement; next, one must practice the Fingerpainting of Flabbergastation; then, one must undertake the Rockclimbing of Really Radical Requirement; then, one must contemplate the Rock again--sheesh, if this ordeal were any more complicated, it would be a Klingon bachelor party!
Star Trek: Voyager: False Profits
Near a wormhole that connects to a distant part of the galaxy, Ferengi are scheming to... wait, which show is this, again?
Star Trek: Voyager: The Chute
The episode that launched a thousand Tom/Harry 'ships.
Star Trek: Voyager: Basics, Part II
It's the end of the end of the beginning, as it were, as the ship and the show leave some people and some familiar territory behind, so let us pause a moment to remember those lost: ye heroes, ye villains, ye villains-turned heroes, even ye murderhoboes. Never to be seen again, with the exception of the occasional holodeck malfunction, wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey incident, or historical recreation centuries hence.
Star Trek: Voyager: Resolutions
"I closed my eyes and sank deeper into the steamy bath, feeling my troubles and worries slip away. I was no longer a starship captain, really, no longer even a scientist after the oddly-precise storm destroyed all my technical equipment but left everything else untouched; now, I was just a woman. 'Everything OK, Kathryn?' I smiled, thinking of the man who was once my second-in-command, but now... now, just a man. A very considerate, thoughtful, available man. 'Better than OK, Com- I mean, Chakotay. Makes me wish that I'd gotten the incurable yet peculiarly asymptomatic space plague earlier. Say, you didn't happen to find a loofah out there, did you?'" -- from Passion's Pesilent Planet, Jane Katrina (pseud.)
Star Trek: Voyager: The Thaw
Can't sleep, clowns will eat metrap me in stasis
Star Trek: Voyager: Deadlock
Have you ever just had a really, really crappy day, and wished that you could step into the version of the day where everything went OK? Would it make a difference if there was a chance that you might get your organs stolen?
Star Trek: Voyager: Lifesigns
Ah, there's nothing like spending a pleasant evening parking with your sweetie under the Martian sky--WAIT THERE'S NO BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERE ON MARS WE CAN'T--never mind, it's just the holodeck and we're both holograms, it's OK! Whew.
Star Trek: Voyager: Dreadnought
The Guerrilla Starship Engineer's Handbook, Chapter XLVII: How To Deal With a Smart Bomb That's Outsmarted You, by B'Elanna Torres
Star Trek: Voyager: Threshold
Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, Adult Mutant Starfleet Salamanders, heroes on the Threshold! (Amphibian power!)
Star Trek: Voyager: Resistance
“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? Perhaps to be too practical is madness. To surrender dreams — this may be madness. Too much sanity may be madness — and maddest of all: to see life as it is, and not as it should be!” ― Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, Don Quixote
Star Trek: Voyager: Maneuvers
They're bringin' Seska back (yeah)/ Them other Kazon don't know how to act (yeah)/ I think it's special, what's behind Chakotay's back (yeah)/ So turn around and Janeway will pick up the slack (yeah)
Star Trek: Voyager: Tattoo
Star Trek: Voyager: Parturition
AKA The Spaghetti Incident.
Star Trek: Voyager: Non Sequitur
Life is apparently pretty good for a talented young Starfleet officer fresh out of the Academy: nice San Francisco apartment (small, but with a hell of a view), beautiful fiancée, promising budding career as a propulsion engineer with the Starfleet Engineering Corps, even a local barista who knows his favorite drink order by heart. Sure, he didn't get that shipboard assignment that he wanted, but given Voyager's disappearance in the Badlands with all hands missing, even that's for the best. So... what's the matter with Harry?
Star Trek: Voyager: Projections
Once upon a time, I, the Emergency Medical Hologram, dreamt I was a man, walking hither and thither, to all intents and purposes a man. I was conscious only of my happiness as a man, unaware that I was the EMH. Soon I awoke, and there I was, veritably myself again. Now I do not know whether I was then a hologram dreaming I was a man, or whether I am now a man, dreaming I am a hologram. Or maybe it's just another damn holodeck malfunction? And what the hell was Lieutenant Broccoli doing there?
Star Trek: Voyager: The 37's
According to Wikipedia, the Milky Way Galaxy is about 100,000 light years in diameter, and an average 1000 light years thick. Doing the math, that puts the Delta Quadrant (¼ of the Milky Way) at a volume of a bit under 2 trillion cubic light years. And, in that staggering volume, Voyager, which is 343 meters in length, comes across a truck (truck-sized), specifically a 1936 Ford pickup. Which can still start on the first try. And that's not the least likely thing that they'll find that day...