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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

"When a cynical, liquor-soaked English superstar is lured to Rome to make a film by the promise of a Maserati automobile, he is haunted by a lewdly smiling, small, blonde girl, who bounces a large white ball. Upon completion of the first Catholic western, Toby receives the car during a grotesque film award party. He gets drunk and leaves the party, roaring off in the Maserati; attempting to jump over a ruined bridge and muttering, "Let the Devil take my head off if I don't make the jump," Toby is decapitated by a wire strung across his path. The girl nonchalantly picks up his head."