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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Why are you reading this? Why? Did you come here expecting to get some insight into who I am and what makes me tick? I don't even know the answer to that. Perhaps you thought I might have something witty to say, a funny quote, perhaps? Please read my posts and you should already know that I do not posess the ability to be funny, let alone witty. Looking for some small scrap of intelligence or deep thought? I'm a moron. Read my posts, they prove it beyond any shadow of a doubt.

So just why are you here?