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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Now with more Cat Pie!

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This is the place where you embrace my net-facing face, just another placid facet that makes as much sense as any other nonsense that I'm prone to spew. So maybe I'll brag about my useless, ruthless and ultimately toothless experiences so that you may better-know-a-misfit, cuz that's all I am.

I've also been known to harbor strange things within my pants.

I'm so fat that I give 3¢.