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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

"When Harry Met Sally"

Harry: So I go to the door, and there were moving men there. Now I start to get suspicious. I say, "Helen when did you call these movers?" and she doesn't say anything. So I asked the movers, "When did this woman book you for this gig?" And they're just standing there. Three huge guys, one of them was wearing a T-shirt that says, "Don't fuck with Mr. Zero!" So I said, "Helen, when did you make this arrangement?" She says, "A week ago." I said, "You've known for a week and you didn't tell me?" And she says, "I didn't want to ruin your birthday."

Jess: You're saying Mr. Zero knew you were getting a divorce a week before you did?

Harry: Mr. Zero knew.

Jess: I can't believe this!

Harry: I haven't told you the bad part yet.

Jess: What could be worse than Mr. Zero knowing?

Harry: It's all a lie. She's in love with somebody else, some tax attorney.