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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

What to say about myself that hasn't already been said? That I own a castle shaped like a fist at the top of a mountain shaped like a skull in the middle of a lake shaped like the withered black heart of Ann Coulter?

That I was rocketed here from another world and raised by wolves?

That I can project myself into the dreams of anyone who shared a train car with me that day?

That I have a loyal harem of 101 beautiful young men who attend to my every whim?

Yes. Yes, I could say all those things. I could indeed.