MetaFilter

What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

I am a master of disguise and hypnosis. My physical identity often changes; one Dr. Mabuse may be destroyed, only for a new Dr. Mabuse to appear. I am the writing on your wall.

I own a statue of a 'white lady' which once graced the study of Robert Anton Wilson.

I am a well known Olympic gold medal winning champion at synchronized competitive laziness.

I played sitar on a box of wheaties under duress.

I am currently writing a thesis based on the postulate that the populace of Metafilter is mainly made up of whiny, sycophantic wankers, whom I designate Metafilterons, which individually amount to very little at all in any measurable sense, but within the confines of Metafilter are hypothesized to form a massive Scalar Petulant Condensate, predicted to exist by the Standard Model of particle douchebaggery. You are helping me in this heroic scientific endeavor.