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What's the deal with your nickname? How did you get it? If your nickname is self-explanatory, then tell everyone when you first started using the internet, and what was the first thing that made you say "wow, this isn't just a place for freaks after all?" Was it a website? Was it an email from a long-lost friend? Go on, spill it.

Talents

Mastered how to use a soft serve ice cream machine. Perfect cones all the time.

Developed a sophisticated personal deterrent solution. Dr Pepper and radish burps. Oh my!

The phrase "Lance-out" was given due to the fast and furious way he does research at work.

Keen sense of hearing allows him to tell if a television is on even if he is not in the room. (TVs emit a high frequency buzz if you pay attention and focus)

Collection of alternative rock music videos that date from January 1994 to present.
Number of music videos recorded on tape: In the thousands.