Coke + Nutella + Mentos + Durex ITALIA world record
March 3, 2015 8:14 PM   Subscribe

 
ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Joseph Gurl at 8:18 PM on March 3, 2015


He sure is excited about something.
posted by dazed_one at 8:26 PM on March 3, 2015


Careful, don't judge a book by its cover
posted by Rich Smorgasbord at 8:32 PM on March 3, 2015


I'm confused. What is the purpose of the nutella?

But, damn, durex! That's hella durable!
posted by tickingclock at 8:35 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


Did anyone call Guinness about this?

I ask partly because this should be documented, if truly a new world record.

Also maybe someone needs to double check that there was a competition for this...
posted by habeebtc at 8:41 PM on March 3, 2015




Man, these metaphors about leaving the European Union are getting pretty overwrought!
posted by pwnguin at 9:09 PM on March 3, 2015 [9 favorites]


(Switches to Durex...)
posted by Joseph Gurl at 10:21 PM on March 3, 2015


I'm confused. What is the purpose of the nutella?

Acts as a solid barrier to prevent the Mentos in the condom from accidentally falling into the Coke, but is permeable enough that later on, when you want to dump the Mentos in, it's not a problem.
posted by mightygodking at 10:33 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


It's more like the energy and vitality of a highly excitable Italian.
posted by Joakim Ziegler at 10:46 PM on March 3, 2015


Oh, god, what did I just watch?

Somehow, I love it.
posted by daq at 10:48 PM on March 3, 2015


i like the one where he uses this to inflate a blow-up doll, but mostly i'm just amazed and jealous of the enormous nutella containers he has in most of these, like, holy shit, that is a lot of nutella
posted by NoraReed at 11:16 PM on March 3, 2015 [1 favorite]


I'm confused. What is the purpose of the nutella?

Very, very ill-conceived lube.
posted by Joseph Gurl at 11:45 PM on March 3, 2015 [2 favorites]


I'm confused. What is the purpose of the nutella?

This is not ever a question that needs to be asked.
posted by chavenet at 6:52 AM on March 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


I was convinced that after yelling, "ITALLIA!!!!!!" a few times that he would accidentally switch to yelling, "GOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!! GOAL! GOAL! GOAL! GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!"
posted by VTX at 7:55 AM on March 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


When I was in Bariloche, Argentina I stayed at this adorable lakeside BnB just outside of town. The delightful owner / builder offered to cook us dinner one night, and while he was preparing the meal he put on some music in the dinning room area. I wasn't paying close attention, but after a little while, I realized the chorus was basically "viva viva Italia. Italia viva..." I wondered why he was so into Italy, and it later turned out he's an Italian that's been living in Argentina for a few decades now.

Anyways, I'm not sure if this video means that all Italians everywhere love Italy strongly, or just raises more questions, but it was a fun watch either way.
posted by Phredward at 9:11 AM on March 4, 2015


Way back when I was but a wee lad, someone came to our queer youth group to give a talk about safer sex.

When he got to condoms, he started talking about objections men have to using them. "Well boys," he said, opening the packet, "the thing is, if a guy tells you he doesn't like them because they're too tight," he continued, slipping fingers from both hands into the condom, "run in fear," he finished, spreading his hands a foot wide inside the thing.
posted by feckless fecal fear mongering at 10:02 AM on March 4, 2015 [1 favorite]


We got a similar demonstration in sex ed when I was in elementary school. The sex educator pointed out that 'condoms are too small' is a completely stupid argument as she proceeded to cover her entire arm with one. It was a pretty convincing visual.
posted by jacquilynne at 11:26 AM on March 4, 2015


I buy nutella in 1kg jars because it's the cheapest that way, also, nutella is a thing.
posted by Homemade Interossiter at 7:28 AM on March 5, 2015


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