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February 19, 2021 11:51 AM Subscribe
I am a strapping young transmasc farmhand.
posted by JohnFromGR at 12:03 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
posted by JohnFromGR at 12:03 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
medieval knight wlw! got the wlw part right!
posted by ellieBOA at 12:03 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by ellieBOA at 12:03 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
For anyone else who lacks patience to make 25 arbitrary choices with 25 separate ads displayed, here's the results table.
17% coffee shop au bisexual
13% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% sleepycore mlm
9% morose bisexual sailor
7% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
7% pyromaniac mlm
7% medieval knight wlw
6% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
2% transfem disco worshipper
posted by Nelson at 12:06 PM on February 19, 2021 [13 favorites]
17% coffee shop au bisexual
13% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% sleepycore mlm
9% morose bisexual sailor
7% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
7% pyromaniac mlm
7% medieval knight wlw
6% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
2% transfem disco worshipper
posted by Nelson at 12:06 PM on February 19, 2021 [13 favorites]
@JohnFromGR - me too! We're the 2%!
posted by hepta at 12:12 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by hepta at 12:12 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
I got sleepycore mlm, which is weird because I'm a wlw. I can vibe with sleepycore, though.
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:15 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by Faint of Butt at 12:15 PM on February 19, 2021
Strapping young transmasc farmhands unite!
And maybe start a commune somewhere in the Hudson Valley or something!
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:16 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
And maybe start a commune somewhere in the Hudson Valley or something!
posted by EmpressCallipygos at 12:16 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
Morose bisexual sailor. I’m at least 33% there already, so why not?
posted by rodlymight at 12:20 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
posted by rodlymight at 12:20 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
medieval knight wlw
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:21 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:21 PM on February 19, 2021
16% coffee shop au bisexual
12% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% morose bisexual sailor
9% sleepycore mlm
9% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
8% pyromaniac mlm
6% medieval knight wlw
5% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% transfem disco worshipper
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:22 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
12% transfem city vampire
11% pockets-full-of-rodents wlw
10% morose bisexual sailor
9% sleepycore mlm
9% unhinged transmasc lumberjack
8% pyromaniac mlm
6% medieval knight wlw
5% nonbinary camp counselor
4% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
2% transfem disco worshipper
2% strapping young transmasc farmhand
posted by Halloween Jack at 12:22 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
morose bisexual sailor
yo ho ho ho ho
posted by lalochezia at 12:33 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
yo ho ho ho ho
posted by lalochezia at 12:33 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
well i haven't answered the 25 ads but definitely 100% mysterious nonbinary sea creature
posted by polytope subirb enby-of-piano-dice at 12:36 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by polytope subirb enby-of-piano-dice at 12:36 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
medieval knight wlw, and I can't really argue with that.
posted by Akhu at 12:42 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by Akhu at 12:42 PM on February 19, 2021
I got mysterious nonbinary sea creature which probably fits better than any of the other classifications, surprisingly.
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by BrotherCaine at 12:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
strapping young transmasc farmhand ... go 2%ers!
posted by one4themoment at 12:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by one4themoment at 12:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
I'm a pyromaniac mlm.
posted by umbú at 12:49 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by umbú at 12:49 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
transfem city vampire...on one hand, I'm common. On the other hand, finding a partner should be that much easier.
posted by maxwelton at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by maxwelton at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
unhinged transmasc lumberjack.
Hey, some of us are weirdos that really like flannel.
posted by eclectist at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
Hey, some of us are weirdos that really like flannel.
posted by eclectist at 12:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
Well, that's ten minutes of my live wasted....
posted by Pendragon at 12:53 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by Pendragon at 12:53 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
Also strapping young transmasc farmhand! This is just like when I found out all my best friends were also ENFPs.
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 12:54 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by BuddhaInABucket at 12:54 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
Subtle Wario speaks to me on levels I didn’t know I have.
posted by hototogisu at 1:05 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by hototogisu at 1:05 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
I got non-binary camp counselor and I feel like that was time well spent. I'm having a sick day and making these silly but interesting choices was quite soothing. Good d&d character generator.
posted by bleep at 1:11 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by bleep at 1:11 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
I have spent too much time reading about Lularoe and Avon and the like because when I'm told Pyromaniac MLM, I instantly go "how can I get into an upline about fires?"
posted by Katemonkey at 1:11 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
posted by Katemonkey at 1:11 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
Nonbinary camp counselors represent!
I mean, I'm not sure I see myself as a camp counselor but I'll take it under consideration.
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 1:19 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
I mean, I'm not sure I see myself as a camp counselor but I'll take it under consideration.
posted by the antecedent of that pronoun at 1:19 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
morose bisexual sailor
Uhh, hell yes? I feel like I won something. I enjoy(ed) this.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:25 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
Uhh, hell yes? I feel like I won something. I enjoy(ed) this.
posted by slimepuppy at 1:25 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
Mysterious nonbinary sea creature.
This is the most accurate result an internet quiz has ever given me.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 1:30 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
This is the most accurate result an internet quiz has ever given me.
posted by palmcorder_yajna at 1:30 PM on February 19, 2021 [6 favorites]
mysterious nonbinary sea creature
there's a whole shoal of us
posted by selenized at 1:33 PM on February 19, 2021 [9 favorites]
there's a whole shoal of us
posted by selenized at 1:33 PM on February 19, 2021 [9 favorites]
transfem disco worshipper
Given my choices in the quiz and … me, generally, that one's a surprise.
posted by Wrinkled Stumpskin at 1:39 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
Given my choices in the quiz and … me, generally, that one's a surprise.
posted by Wrinkled Stumpskin at 1:39 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
strapping young transmasc farmhand
so wrong it's right
posted by chavenet at 1:43 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
so wrong it's right
posted by chavenet at 1:43 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
transfem city vampire
I feel SEEN!!!!
posted by supermedusa at 1:48 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
I feel SEEN!!!!
posted by supermedusa at 1:48 PM on February 19, 2021 [4 favorites]
Transfem disco worshipper here, which sort of fits.
posted by May Kasahara at 1:55 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by May Kasahara at 1:55 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
transfem city vampire also!!
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 2:26 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by I_Love_Bananas at 2:26 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
coffee shop au bisexual.
Given the over 23,000 coffee shop AU stories tagged on Archive of Our Own, I feel like I'm in good company.
posted by spamandkimchi at 2:32 PM on February 19, 2021 [8 favorites]
Given the over 23,000 coffee shop AU stories tagged on Archive of Our Own, I feel like I'm in good company.
posted by spamandkimchi at 2:32 PM on February 19, 2021 [8 favorites]
mysterious nonbinary sea creature
Right on the nose. Amazing!
posted by Splunge at 3:01 PM on February 19, 2021
Right on the nose. Amazing!
posted by Splunge at 3:01 PM on February 19, 2021
I also got morose bisexual sailor, and I would like to recruit the other morose bisexual sailors in this thread to crew my morose bisexual clipper, The Sad Good Bi.
posted by ejs at 3:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [20 favorites]
posted by ejs at 3:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [20 favorites]
I'm less interested in the results of this quiz (coffeeshop au bisexual, apparently), than in the rather beautiful writing on some of the questions.
please select an oddly specific vibe
- whatever it was allen ginsberg was trying to say
- a mysterious cave, illuminated by glittering treasures and smelling of glamourous vintage perfume.
- the creaking of an old wooden bridge above the water, birds singing overhead and a sense of adventure rising from your feet.
- the whirr of a cassette tape springing to life before it's drowned out by music. a warm, glowing room that can never be truly empty. hearth + home.
posted by davidwitteveen at 3:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [16 favorites]
please select an oddly specific vibe
- whatever it was allen ginsberg was trying to say
- a mysterious cave, illuminated by glittering treasures and smelling of glamourous vintage perfume.
- the creaking of an old wooden bridge above the water, birds singing overhead and a sense of adventure rising from your feet.
- the whirr of a cassette tape springing to life before it's drowned out by music. a warm, glowing room that can never be truly empty. hearth + home.
posted by davidwitteveen at 3:50 PM on February 19, 2021 [16 favorites]
Strapping young transmasc farmhands unite!
I am two of those things...
posted by Flight Hardware, do not touch at 3:51 PM on February 19, 2021
I am two of those things...
posted by Flight Hardware, do not touch at 3:51 PM on February 19, 2021
On the outside I'm a strapping young transmasc farmhand but on the inside I'm all mysterious nonbinary sea creature.
posted by Ashwagandha at 3:52 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by Ashwagandha at 3:52 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
I'm a huge fan of these questions. I can choose either what my "serious" or silly answer would be and either way it says something about my personality. Like for the last question, if I literally had to pick one of those parting favors irl I know which I would choose, but I also know which one I would choose based on how amusing I find it. Both answers say something about me.
anywho I'm a mysterious nonbinary sea creature
posted by ToddBurson at 4:00 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
anywho I'm a mysterious nonbinary sea creature
posted by ToddBurson at 4:00 PM on February 19, 2021 [1 favorite]
Those who do not remember Quizilla are condemned to repeat it.
posted by betweenthebars at 4:01 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
posted by betweenthebars at 4:01 PM on February 19, 2021 [3 favorites]
mysterious nonbinary sea creature, I feel very seen and validated
posted by NMcCoy at 4:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by NMcCoy at 4:44 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
Are we absolutely sure that only 2% of people are strapping young transmasc farmhands?
Metafilter might have a type.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 4:54 PM on February 19, 2021
Metafilter might have a type.
posted by evidenceofabsence at 4:54 PM on February 19, 2021
pockets-full-of-rodents wlw.
Fair.
posted by Absolutely No You-Know-What at 4:55 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
Fair.
posted by Absolutely No You-Know-What at 4:55 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
I... can’t say they’re wrong.
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:13 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by GenjiandProust at 5:13 PM on February 19, 2021
I am disappointed not to get "mysterious nonbinary sea creature" because that completely fits me. I landed on "coffee shop au bisexual" instead.
posted by Foosnark at 5:30 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by Foosnark at 5:30 PM on February 19, 2021
Another coffeeshop au bisexual - I was a barista in a previous time in my life, so that's pretty much spot on.
posted by miratime at 6:30 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by miratime at 6:30 PM on February 19, 2021
Another coffeshop au bisexuel.
I admit, it's nice to be seen.
posted by bonehead at 6:40 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
I admit, it's nice to be seen.
posted by bonehead at 6:40 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
Medieval knight wlw. I mean, I did make my own armor and went to HEMA practice for a couple months, so good job, quiz.
posted by tautological at 8:13 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by tautological at 8:13 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
Mysterious non-binary sea creature. Accurate
posted by (Over) Thinking at 8:16 PM on February 19, 2021
posted by (Over) Thinking at 8:16 PM on February 19, 2021
morose bisexual sailor. ahoy! ⚓
posted by tamarack at 10:30 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by tamarack at 10:30 PM on February 19, 2021 [2 favorites]
> On the outside I'm a strapping young transmasc farmhand but on the inside I'm all mysterious nonbinary sea creature.
there's an oglaf for that
posted by are-coral-made at 12:15 AM on February 20, 2021 [2 favorites]
there's an oglaf for that
posted by are-coral-made at 12:15 AM on February 20, 2021 [2 favorites]
I didn't realize my mysterious nonbinary sea creaturedom was trendy until I read the comments, is that an aesthetic or
posted by taquito sunrise at 1:07 AM on February 20, 2021
posted by taquito sunrise at 1:07 AM on February 20, 2021
If there is one thing I might not have guessed about the Metafilter community, it's how many of us are apparently strapping young transmasc farmhands.
posted by drlith at 7:09 AM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by drlith at 7:09 AM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
medieval knight wlw. This is eerie.
(Looking for a morose bisexual sailor and/or nonbinary camp counselor to share our worldly adventures. Okay, and.)
posted by zeypher at 8:48 AM on February 20, 2021
(Looking for a morose bisexual sailor and/or nonbinary camp counselor to share our worldly adventures. Okay, and.)
posted by zeypher at 8:48 AM on February 20, 2021
I took the quiz and all I got was this strapping young transmasc farmhand T-shirt, which is actually perfect for doing livestock chores, tbh
posted by MonkeyToes at 9:47 AM on February 20, 2021 [2 favorites]
posted by MonkeyToes at 9:47 AM on February 20, 2021 [2 favorites]
Mysterious nonbinary sea creature. Well, if the shoe fits . . .
posted by KingEdRa at 11:30 AM on February 20, 2021
posted by KingEdRa at 11:30 AM on February 20, 2021
huh...morose bisexual sailor. heading for my bunk.
posted by lathrop at 11:57 AM on February 20, 2021
posted by lathrop at 11:57 AM on February 20, 2021
There seems to be a number of morose bisexual sailors here, including myself. I have a question... should I seek a support group or join a club. Please help.
posted by njohnson23 at 12:11 PM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
posted by njohnson23 at 12:11 PM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
coffee shop au bisexual
Does "au" stand for alternate universe, or gold plated?
posted by halfbuckaroo at 3:19 PM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
Does "au" stand for alternate universe, or gold plated?
posted by halfbuckaroo at 3:19 PM on February 20, 2021 [1 favorite]
coffeeshop bisexual
There seems to be a coffeeshop full of bisexuals in here.
Guessing none of them talk to one another.
posted by firstdaffodils at 11:30 PM on February 20, 2021
There seems to be a coffeeshop full of bisexuals in here.
Guessing none of them talk to one another.
posted by firstdaffodils at 11:30 PM on February 20, 2021
How did I not get transfem city vampire and end up with coffeeshop au bisexual instead? This is an outrage!
Transfem vampires please slide into my DMs for stepping on me and/or vice versa.
Also "technopagan forest witch" is obviously missing.
posted by loquacious at 9:04 AM on February 21, 2021
Transfem vampires please slide into my DMs for stepping on me and/or vice versa.
Also "technopagan forest witch" is obviously missing.
posted by loquacious at 9:04 AM on February 21, 2021
all the technopagan forest witches are in Portland or perhaps moving to Boise.
To be fair, this person writes in the tone I'd anticipate in a pet cat.
posted by firstdaffodils at 9:07 AM on February 25, 2021
To be fair, this person writes in the tone I'd anticipate in a pet cat.
posted by firstdaffodils at 9:07 AM on February 25, 2021
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