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United States Postal Service - Hold Music Collection on Bandcamp
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Anyone who's had to deal with a missing package or file an insurance claim has at least one of these etched into the back of their brain.
Oh my god THANK YOU! I friggin LOVE hold music.
posted by tiny frying pan at 6:41 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by tiny frying pan at 6:41 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
#3: Sweet oboe concerto with a surprise ending: Oboe#2 joins in for a duet!
posted by kozad at 6:57 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by kozad at 6:57 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
being patriotic they were playing well known local tunes as hold music
Sometimes that kind of thing results in some real howlers.
The primary school across the road from my house, like many Australian schools, runs music through the PA to give a few minutes warning that the end-of-recess bell is due to ring. A few years back some genius in the office decided that this paedo paean by Dragon would be a good choice. Yeah it's a catchy tune, but what were they thinking?
posted by flabdablet at 7:15 AM on December 31, 2023
Sometimes that kind of thing results in some real howlers.
The primary school across the road from my house, like many Australian schools, runs music through the PA to give a few minutes warning that the end-of-recess bell is due to ring. A few years back some genius in the office decided that this paedo paean by Dragon would be a good choice. Yeah it's a catchy tune, but what were they thinking?
posted by flabdablet at 7:15 AM on December 31, 2023
Thank you so much for this!
posted by freakazoid at 7:15 AM on December 31, 2023
posted by freakazoid at 7:15 AM on December 31, 2023
This is lovely! I've never called USPS but I kind of want to now. Thanks for sharing!
posted by donuy at 9:10 AM on December 31, 2023
posted by donuy at 9:10 AM on December 31, 2023
I had a idea for a band that I wanted to call "Hold Me" . We would play well recognized hold music and the different band members would lean in at points and say things like "you are caller number 5"and classics like "please stay on the line, your call is important to us".
To complete the effect the songs would abruptly change.
posted by boilermonster at 9:28 AM on December 31, 2023 [6 favorites]
To complete the effect the songs would abruptly change.
posted by boilermonster at 9:28 AM on December 31, 2023 [6 favorites]
For real veracity you could loop one, if you can figure out how to make actual musicians perform an abrupt jump cut that manages to be completely misaligned not only within a bar but within a beat.
posted by flabdablet at 9:58 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
posted by flabdablet at 9:58 AM on December 31, 2023 [1 favorite]
One reason that I would not recommend a Miele combi oven is that when the pump dies after less than five years, the company that they recommended to repair it has this as their hold music (and since it'll take four visits to get it fixed, you will hear a lot of it).
posted by novalis_dt at 11:13 AM on December 31, 2023
posted by novalis_dt at 11:13 AM on December 31, 2023
If anyone has a lead on piano sheet music for common hold songs I'd love to hear about it.
posted by hypnogogue at 12:19 PM on December 31, 2023
posted by hypnogogue at 12:19 PM on December 31, 2023
I once called the US Department of Education for some questions about a grant application and got Schoolhouse Rock as its hold music. I have always given them full marks for that.
posted by dlugoczaj at 10:00 AM on January 2 [1 favorite]
posted by dlugoczaj at 10:00 AM on January 2 [1 favorite]
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