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Inventor of CTRL-ALT-DEL ridicules Bill Gates. "'I may have invented CTRL-ALT-DEL, but Bill Gates made it famous". Video clip of the episode, via TUAW, who say "The funniest part is the expression, or lack thereof, on the face of Bill."
Made me smile. Great find.
posted by bashos_frog at 5:09 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by bashos_frog at 5:09 AM on July 28, 2005
Someone should pull that stick of ram out of Gate's ass.
posted by furtive at 5:15 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by furtive at 5:15 AM on July 28, 2005
Nice to see the clip's in Apple's superior Quicktime format. You can watch Bill's stoical expression frame by frame.
posted by disgruntled at 5:20 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by disgruntled at 5:20 AM on July 28, 2005
Remember Grass Valley Gre, who invented the DELETE key?
posted by Mayor Curley at 5:23 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by Mayor Curley at 5:23 AM on July 28, 2005
That was uncomfortably hysterical.
See, had he just laughed like everyone else, and not taken the remark as a personal insult (which I don't think Bradley intended that way), we wouldn't be reading this here.
Come on, when you are Bill Gates you -have- to expect some friendly (and not so) jabs here are there, and you have to learn how to roll with the punches and either defuse a situation, or put it to your advantage. I am actually amazed that he reacted this way.
Instead the whole world now knows how to push his buttons.
(Pardon the bad pun.)
posted by oneiros at 6:02 AM on July 28, 2005
See, had he just laughed like everyone else, and not taken the remark as a personal insult (which I don't think Bradley intended that way), we wouldn't be reading this here.
Come on, when you are Bill Gates you -have- to expect some friendly (and not so) jabs here are there, and you have to learn how to roll with the punches and either defuse a situation, or put it to your advantage. I am actually amazed that he reacted this way.
Instead the whole world now knows how to push his buttons.
(Pardon the bad pun.)
posted by oneiros at 6:02 AM on July 28, 2005
Just proof that even the world's richest man still can't buy a sense of humor...
posted by clevershark at 6:24 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by clevershark at 6:24 AM on July 28, 2005
A former colleague of my husband, where they both worked together at a language technology research company, had in a former life worked on localization and globalization projects directly with Bill Gates at MS.
This was around and about the time Windows 3.1 was in development...in the frenetic Halcyon days of computer invention.
Gustavo (who is originally from Cuba and is a language expert in technology language translation) has the opinion that Bill has a touch of either autism or Asperger's.
Gustavo was involved in myriad team meetings with Gates in close quarters. He said Gates never failed to stare locked into the middle distance and lecture non-stop during these working meetings...which was Bill's only toggle mode between communication and the time betwixt his diatribes where you'd always find Gates smiling and rocking methodically in his seat...rhythmically comforting himself and listening until others finished talking.
What fascinates me (especially as an former ancient times Macintosh MUG founder) is that it is possible that:
posted by Dunvegan at 7:34 AM on July 28, 2005
This was around and about the time Windows 3.1 was in development...in the frenetic Halcyon days of computer invention.
Gustavo (who is originally from Cuba and is a language expert in technology language translation) has the opinion that Bill has a touch of either autism or Asperger's.
Gustavo was involved in myriad team meetings with Gates in close quarters. He said Gates never failed to stare locked into the middle distance and lecture non-stop during these working meetings...which was Bill's only toggle mode between communication and the time betwixt his diatribes where you'd always find Gates smiling and rocking methodically in his seat...rhythmically comforting himself and listening until others finished talking.
What fascinates me (especially as an former ancient times Macintosh MUG founder) is that it is possible that:
- 1. The "world-at-large" may be participating in a global-scale psychological experiment where those with attention span ranges that average out to the mean are required to live life through the brain-child of an Asperser’s or autistic's vision of efficiency and functionality.
...and...
2. If Gates is a Asperger's type or a high-functioning autistic, and Windows is his omnipresent baby, what effect does it have in on the non-autistic to experience computer life through an autistic's vision of order in the average workplace.
...and...
3. What effect this has on our thinking over time.
posted by Dunvegan at 7:34 AM on July 28, 2005
Old, old, old. BUT, it's always fun seeing Bill get owned.
posted by keswick at 7:35 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by keswick at 7:35 AM on July 28, 2005
That's a very interesting idea, Dunvegan.
posted by sonofsamiam at 7:46 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by sonofsamiam at 7:46 AM on July 28, 2005
Asperger's types are drawn to work in software development. I have heard that that is why UI (user interfaces - i.e. interacting with humans) are often so horrible.
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 7:49 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by MonkeySaltedNuts at 7:49 AM on July 28, 2005
Does anybody have any links to actual studies on the Asperger’s/UI link?
posted by signal at 8:01 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by signal at 8:01 AM on July 28, 2005
Wow that was uncomfortable.
posted by Space Coyote at 8:03 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by Space Coyote at 8:03 AM on July 28, 2005
2. If Gates is a Asperger's type or a high-functioning autistic, and Windows is his omnipresent baby, what effect does it have in on the non-autistic to experience computer life through an autistic's vision of order in the average workplace.
Because, you know, Gates personally designs the interface.
posted by mendel at 8:05 AM on July 28, 2005
Because, you know, Gates personally designs the interface.
posted by mendel at 8:05 AM on July 28, 2005
I'd expect Bill's bank account provides him some measure of comfort.
posted by GhostintheMachine at 8:09 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by GhostintheMachine at 8:09 AM on July 28, 2005
Gates doesn't personally design the interface today...but at the beginning most everything was either Gates' brainchild, or he reviewed and signed-off before a major function was integrated or developed for Microsoft.
Just sayin' that the Windows' GUI "look and feel" release was quite personally important to Gates...and asking a few questions.
posted by Dunvegan at 8:12 AM on July 28, 2005
Just sayin' that the Windows' GUI "look and feel" release was quite personally important to Gates...and asking a few questions.
posted by Dunvegan at 8:12 AM on July 28, 2005
3. What effect this has on our thinking over time.
This gets mighty wierd when you consider that the majority of our Television-based fiction is derived from the dreams of a an autistic child.
posted by thanotopsis at 8:33 AM on July 28, 2005
This gets mighty wierd when you consider that the majority of our Television-based fiction is derived from the dreams of a an autistic child.
posted by thanotopsis at 8:33 AM on July 28, 2005
Isn't this rather old news and a double?
posted by KirkJobSluder at 8:49 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by KirkJobSluder at 8:49 AM on July 28, 2005
Bill is SUCH a douchebag. I want to give him the world's biggest wedgie and hang him from a stopsign by the waistband of his underwear.
How sweet would it be if some guerilla prankster squad had done that instead of throwing a pie in his face?
posted by scarabic at 8:56 AM on July 28, 2005
How sweet would it be if some guerilla prankster squad had done that instead of throwing a pie in his face?
posted by scarabic at 8:56 AM on July 28, 2005
The caption under the quicktime window is terribly misleading. Perhaps the editor doesn't know what "inadvertantly" [sic] and "packpedal" [double-sic] means?
David Bradley describes how he invented CTRL-ALT-DEL, then tries to packpedal after he inadvertantly slams Bill Gates for making it famous.posted by nobody at 9:21 AM on July 28, 2005
(Live Preview means I forget to change "means" to "mean" after adding "and 'packpedal.'" In a comment ridiculing spelling errors, this is a little embarrassing.)
posted by nobody at 9:34 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by nobody at 9:34 AM on July 28, 2005
Gates is such a putz. I hate it when people do that-- purposefully or stupidly take a comment the wrong way and make someone else look like a jerk. Unless...little Bill is playing the straight man for comedic effect. He IS a genius!
posted by jimmy76 at 11:16 AM on July 28, 2005
posted by jimmy76 at 11:16 AM on July 28, 2005
Isn't this rather old news and a double?
If it's a double post I apologise -- I couldn't find it. I don't give a rat's arse about it being old. That has so relevance to whether it's worth posting.
posted by nthdegx at 11:39 AM on July 28, 2005
If it's a double post I apologise -- I couldn't find it. I don't give a rat's arse about it being old. That has so relevance to whether it's worth posting.
posted by nthdegx at 11:39 AM on July 28, 2005
My God. If looks could kill.
The book The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time might be of interest to anyone who wants to follow up on the Asperger's angle: it's written from the perspective of a boy with the condition. It also introduced me to the Monty Hall problem - which does my brain in. I guess this is pretty well known in the States, but no so well known this side of the pond.
posted by PurpleJack at 12:07 PM on July 28, 2005
The book The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time might be of interest to anyone who wants to follow up on the Asperger's angle: it's written from the perspective of a boy with the condition. It also introduced me to the Monty Hall problem - which does my brain in. I guess this is pretty well known in the States, but no so well known this side of the pond.
posted by PurpleJack at 12:07 PM on July 28, 2005
It's a spectrum, from autism to Asperger's to overly-systematic-analytic-technical thinking and then all the way to the other side where you have people who can't read maps but loooove people.
I don't think it's out of line to suggest that the Asperger's-esque side of the spectrum is what makes up programmers. It seems pretty true to me. If you can't put yourself in the shoes of someone who isn't deeply intimately familiar with your code and knows what it already does before they start -- I think that could arguably be termed a failure of at least some kind of people-related skills.
posted by blacklite at 3:05 PM on July 28, 2005
I don't think it's out of line to suggest that the Asperger's-esque side of the spectrum is what makes up programmers. It seems pretty true to me. If you can't put yourself in the shoes of someone who isn't deeply intimately familiar with your code and knows what it already does before they start -- I think that could arguably be termed a failure of at least some kind of people-related skills.
posted by blacklite at 3:05 PM on July 28, 2005
The funniest part is the expression, or lack thereof, on the face of Bill.
That's true, but it's quite a back-handed compliment.
posted by mrgrimm at 4:12 PM on July 28, 2005
That's true, but it's quite a back-handed compliment.
posted by mrgrimm at 4:12 PM on July 28, 2005
it's funny cause it's true... he he
posted by thedoctorpants at 4:51 PM on July 28, 2005
posted by thedoctorpants at 4:51 PM on July 28, 2005
afroblanca, some people would disagree with you that Asperger's Syndrome means one is "diseased." No wonder you take it as an insult, if that's what it means to you -- but it's quite likely that Aspie-like processing is not a liability or a "mental disability" in many fields. Computer science is pretty clearly one of them. Obviously, if billg has AS (and he does have symptoms, but none of us are privy to his medical reports) it hasn't been a liability to him.
If you are a programmer and not an Aspie, that is fine, but being a programmer, you probably have more in common with an Aspie than the typical non-programmer. That doesn't make you -- or the Aspie -- "diseased", it just makes you an analytical thinker with an interest in computers, most likely. And that is nothing to be ashamed of, whether it comes as part of the autistic spectrum or not.
posted by litlnemo at 6:22 PM on July 28, 2005
If you are a programmer and not an Aspie, that is fine, but being a programmer, you probably have more in common with an Aspie than the typical non-programmer. That doesn't make you -- or the Aspie -- "diseased", it just makes you an analytical thinker with an interest in computers, most likely. And that is nothing to be ashamed of, whether it comes as part of the autistic spectrum or not.
posted by litlnemo at 6:22 PM on July 28, 2005
Gates is such a putz. I hate it when people do that-- purposefully or stupidly take a comment the wrong way and make someone else look like a jerk.
Wait -- I thought it was pretty clear that this was an intentional (though probably spontaneous) joke at Bill Gates' expense. I don't think B.Gates was taking the comment the wrong way; I think he took it exactly the right way, but wasn't being gracious enough to laugh at himself about it.
I suppose mocking (previous versions of) the man's operating system -- an OS which maintained huge market-share through abuse of its monopoly position -- for being crash-prone probably hits a bit close to home.
posted by nobody at 9:35 PM on July 28, 2005
Wait -- I thought it was pretty clear that this was an intentional (though probably spontaneous) joke at Bill Gates' expense. I don't think B.Gates was taking the comment the wrong way; I think he took it exactly the right way, but wasn't being gracious enough to laugh at himself about it.
I suppose mocking (previous versions of) the man's operating system -- an OS which maintained huge market-share through abuse of its monopoly position -- for being crash-prone probably hits a bit close to home.
posted by nobody at 9:35 PM on July 28, 2005
I prefer the clip where Gates is showcasing windows 98 at a huge conference and it blue-screens on him.
posted by sophist at 12:00 AM on July 29, 2005
posted by sophist at 12:00 AM on July 29, 2005
I wonder if there's a link between the rise in Asperger's/autism and market penetration of the Windows OS.
posted by keds at 12:21 AM on July 29, 2005
posted by keds at 12:21 AM on July 29, 2005
" I'd expect Bill's bank account provides him some measure of comfort."
If his bank account provided him comfort he would have probably quit a long long time ago.
posted by angrynative at 12:23 AM on July 29, 2005
If his bank account provided him comfort he would have probably quit a long long time ago.
posted by angrynative at 12:23 AM on July 29, 2005
afroblanca : "I have found programmers to be a *very* social lot. Unfortunately, a lot of programmers are only interested in things that other technically-minded people are interested in"
People who can be engaging and social, only or mostly, with regards to certain kinds of topics (technical things) are not exactly social. 'Social' here refers to the ability to engage with people, just for the sake of engaging with people, rather than being triggered by, and centered around, shared technical interests.
posted by Gyan at 4:33 AM on July 29, 2005
People who can be engaging and social, only or mostly, with regards to certain kinds of topics (technical things) are not exactly social. 'Social' here refers to the ability to engage with people, just for the sake of engaging with people, rather than being triggered by, and centered around, shared technical interests.
posted by Gyan at 4:33 AM on July 29, 2005
I thought he just sat and smiled and took it rather well, really.
posted by nthdegx at 5:13 AM on July 29, 2005
posted by nthdegx at 5:13 AM on July 29, 2005
afroblanca : "You're missing my point. I wasn't saying that all programmers can talk about is programming. People talk to each other about things that they are interested in. It's just that many of the things that programmers are interested in are of no interest to the rest of the population."
No, but you've missed mine. I never implied that programmers like programming only and physicists physics. My point was that social people don't need to share certain types of interests to converse and socialize. They can converse, just for the sake of conversation. The topic is chosen, just as a premise for conversation. Whereas for programmers, the topic is important, in and of itself. All 3 of your examples illustrate that. There's no programmers party to gossip on soap operas. And the fact that these topics don't coincide with the rest, is a result of their personality.
posted by Gyan at 7:14 AM on July 29, 2005
No, but you've missed mine. I never implied that programmers like programming only and physicists physics. My point was that social people don't need to share certain types of interests to converse and socialize. They can converse, just for the sake of conversation. The topic is chosen, just as a premise for conversation. Whereas for programmers, the topic is important, in and of itself. All 3 of your examples illustrate that. There's no programmers party to gossip on soap operas. And the fact that these topics don't coincide with the rest, is a result of their personality.
posted by Gyan at 7:14 AM on July 29, 2005
afroblanca : "Programmers just are as likely as non-programmers to get together with each other for the purpose of just 'shootin" the sh*t."
No, they're not. That's the point. Don't shoot down the strawman that no programmer does this. The point is about probabilities, not absolutes. Most of my roommates are, and have been, coders.
Do most people go bowling simply for love of the sport?
The point is, that the idea or activity is equally important for programmers. For socializers, it's just the glue du jour.
posted by Gyan at 7:45 AM on July 29, 2005
No, they're not. That's the point. Don't shoot down the strawman that no programmer does this. The point is about probabilities, not absolutes. Most of my roommates are, and have been, coders.
Do most people go bowling simply for love of the sport?
The point is, that the idea or activity is equally important for programmers. For socializers, it's just the glue du jour.
posted by Gyan at 7:45 AM on July 29, 2005
afroblanca, I agree...the "feature bloat" usually comes from software companies that skimp on hiring UI people and let the programmers do the UI.
UI experts are, well...good at user interface. Programmers are good at features.
posted by Dunvegan at 12:19 PM on July 29, 2005
UI experts are, well...good at user interface. Programmers are good at features.
posted by Dunvegan at 12:19 PM on July 29, 2005
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